Tuesday, January 17, 2012


I don't know why but some people just annoy the crap outta you and you simply hate everything about them. You hate it when they talk. You hate it when they walk. You hate it when they laugh. You hate it when they listen to your conversations. You hate it when they do just about anything. Heck, you even hate it when they're in the same room sitting quietly in a corner like the dumbo that they are, looking lost but do not quite know how to be un-lost. They bother you even when they are not actualy bothering you. It's like the world would be a better place without them. In fact, I KNOW the world would be a better place without them.

Why do I feel this way? I have no idea.

But I do know that if I never have to see her again I would be a much happier person.

And that my friends, is not such a bad thing

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Wednesday, August 03, 2011


Got this email today:

Assalammuailaikum, Saya ingin merpenalkan diri saya terlebih dahulu. Nama saya Puan Shahsilla Binti Sarippudin from Malaysia. Untuk makluman saya penghidap kanser di tahap yang serius. Dan doktor telah mengesahkan bahawa saya tidak akan dapat bertahan hidup lebih lama. Dengan murah hati nya saya ingin mendermakan segala yang saya miliki dan ini adalah keinginan yang saya dan arwah suami saya telah rancang sebelum ini. Memandangkan kami tiada di kurniakan cahaya mata. Assalammuailaikum, Dengan murah hati nya dan keikhlasan hati saya dan arwah suami saya. Dan saya percaya allah maha mengetahui niat saya ini. Dengan ini, saya menghulurkan atau menyumbangkan sejumlah wang sebanyak £2,000.000.00 (Dua Juta Paun) kepada anda. Dalam memudahkan semua urusan antara saya dan anda, saya akan meminta peguam saya menyediakan segala dokumen yang berkenaan. Dan dengan izin allah semua urusan akan berjalan dengan lebih lancar, dan pindah hak milik di antara kita tidak akan bermasalah. Semoga allah memberkati segala kerjasama dari anda dan gunakan lah pemberian saya ini dengan bijaksana. Salam, Puan Shahsilla Binti Sarippudin.

Over RM9.6Mil all for me?????
Just like that?

Sapa la yang takdak kheja asyik nak tipu orang je nih??
Memang jebon besau

If an offer or a gift sounds too good to be true, it most definitely is.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Random Ramblings Not Worth Reading # 12

After a few months of using public transportation and marveling at how fast I can get home despite the jam and all, I’m now back to driving to work daily- 80kms to & fro!!! Whoa!!!

It’s fun driving in the morning because I come out very early to beat the jam before entering the highway, thus having a very smooth ride all the way to the office, enabling me to lepak at the mamak for an hour for breakfast before starting work.

But man, it’s no fun in the afternoon when, no matter what time I leave, (and I don’t have the need to stay back till after 7pm like I used to) or whichever route I choose to take, I still get stuck in the jam for at least an hour anyway. So, yeah, it’s not all bliss.

The amount of fuel that I burn these days is probably enough to operate a small factory I think. Err, probably not a plastic factory or toy factory or anything like that, but a keropok lekor factory will do. Anyway, you get the picture- I burn too much fuel!!

The environmentalist in me screams in pain. Granted, I haven’t been very active in environmental protection like I used to, but I do still practice recycling everything I use and take care not to pollute the elements around me. I can’t do anything about my cats’ pee and poop though. They do pollute the air in my house on an alarming scale!

Okay, so I’m exaggerating.. Maybe not so much for the poop, because I feed my cats premium food with odour control. No, that doesn’t mean their poop smell like roses or anything like that. It just makes it not stink that bad, which is very important since they’re indoor cats and all.

But cats being cats, despite the fully imported, expensive, high quality and very tasty (so people said- I’ve never tried, I swear!!) food I give them, they would still eat cockroaches and dragonflies they find around the house. Probably they are just honing their natural hunter/predator instinct, although I know for a fact that Blanket would run the other way if a rat strayed into our yard, but that’s beside the point. Anyway, that extra fresh insect flavour probably help to add a little bit of hydrogen sulfide to their system, so occasionally, yeah, their poop smell a bit. And Mopster’s habit of sharing a bite or two of my chickpeas, a snack I like so much, probably doesn’t help either.

Okay, so I’ve gone off on a tangent again. What’s new?

I am avoiding lunch with certain people today. Couldn’t help it yesterday since they literally dragged me along with them. I didn’t want to spend the whole time listening to them mengumpat their bosses. Not that I don’t indulge in a bit of office gossip every now and then, don’t get me wrong, I’m not being goody-goody. It’s just that some people just over-do this to the point where it’s just not fun anymore.

So as a ruse to avoid participating in these pointless, repetitious, insipid and banal gossip session, I spent the whole time SMS-ing Naz, disturbing her on her wild shopping spree at the endless sale they have at The Weld, where she reportedly went gaga over some, er.. mugs??? What the hell??

Okay, I’m exaggerating again… sorry Naz.. Just checking whether you’re still reading my blog, that’s all. Haha (I’m so obvious!).

Enough of my ramblings for now. A tout a l'heure! Or toodle-oo, in slang.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Wishing Well, Wishing's Swell

Posted this on my facebook notes on Thursday, April 14, 2011 at 10:54pm.

Just thought I'd post this on my long-abandoned blog too, in case somebody still care enough to read.


Took the LRT home tonight, all tired and weary and so damned bloody hungry. At the 3rd station after I got in, a guy came in carrying a plastic bag full of what I imagined were freshly baked buns and pastries. "Damn, that smells like heaven..", I thought to myself, relishing the sweet aroma faintly emanating from the partially closed bag.

Much to my chagrin however, the stupid bloke then, without a care in the world, proceeded to take out one yummy looking pastry and started to eat it while standing by the door, oblivious to the fact that what was a faint sweet whiff of a scent before is now a full blown odor wafting through the air, straight into the nostrils of everyone in the coach, in particular, to one tired, weary and hungry woman who has had nothing to eat all day except for a roti canai for breakfast and 3 small currypuffs for lunch.

"I wish it'll fall out of his hand. That'll teach him a lesson for being so inconsiderate", I thought to myself, trying hard to stop myself from salivating whilst he gobbled up the last piece in his hand.

Not content with that one pastry however, the guy then took out another. "Damn!" I thought again.

And then, *plonk*

He dropped it right smack on the floor.


I had to bury my face in my backpack and keep my legs steady to stop myself from laughing out loud, or worse, jumping for joy.

Boy, oh boy.. wishes do come true after all.

Now, can I wish that some people we all know but not necessarily cherish would fall flat on their faces with their bums hanging out for all the world to see?

If indeed my wish can come true like that, wouldn't it be swell?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

What the...?

I was told by someone that a certain blogger thinks that I am the person behind some malicious online attacks directed at him/her.

His/Her reason for accusing me?

The timing of the attacks coincided with my 'disappearance' from blogosphere...


I'm not gonna explain my disappearance. In fact, I didn't even disappear, I just got so lazy to write anything. Too much has happened, and too much is still happening. So, in short, I don't have time to be attacking anyone by whatever means.

If my so-called disappearance is all that you've got, then I'm not even gonna dignify that accusation with a proper or an elaborate denial. It's a waste of my effing time!!

Go fly kite!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

What's The Status?

I don’t know how I fare amongst my FB friends in terms of my statuses. Am I whiny? Am I a show-off? Am I too out there? Am I a smart-ass? Do I complain about my job too much? Do I bug them?

I don’t think any of the above applies, but that is just a matter of opinion. My own, I mean. You may think differently.

Truth is, we may never know what others think of us unless they tell you about it. But more often than not, they don’t tell you what they think. And so we continue doing what we have been doing everyday, posting statuses after statuses updating people about what we have been up to, oblivious to the fact that nobody really cares, and worse, that those stupid statuses annoy the crap out of everyone.

I have read many articles and blog entries about the various types of FB users and I can’t help but agree with all of them. No point in repeating ‘em all here. We’ve all read them. It’s true that FB statuses can tell you a lot about a person’s character, his state of mind, and even his intellectual level. For that reason, I hope I do not put myself too out there, coz I’d hate to be judged simply on what I rant on a daily basis. There’s more to me than that.

Of course, I usually do not write about things that really matters, coz I’m not really that smart. I talk like I know stuff, but really, I know zilch. So, I think, if anybody on FB has already formed an opinion of me, it’d probably not be complimentary. Maybe I should re-think this whole FB thingy, avoid updating statuses and just play Mafiawars. But then again, I like ranting and venting and complaining, and FB is a fabulous outlet for all that. So how?

Ah well, I don’t give a damn what people think of me anyways, so, perhaps I should just do what I wanna do and don’t fret about anything else.

And so, I’m updating my status now to tell people that I just ate a ton at Desa Paku and now I am bloated.

But as much as I may be annoying to my FB friends, I don't think I could be any more annoying than this guy below. Tell me what you think.

And this came from someone whose daily activities consists mainly of this:

I forgot why I accepted his friend request a long time ago. Oh wait, I remember.. I needed to 'grow my mafia', that's why. Duh!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Knock-knock! Anybody Out There?

I'm not gonna apologise for not updating my blog for yonks since, to begin with, I have no readers to apologise to anymore....HUWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Serves me right for being such a lazybum. I have this condition called Lazyfatassitis which has afflicted me since more than a year ago, maybe 2 years already, I dunno... It's quite serious I tell ya.

To whomever still checking my blog from time to time (Read: myself only), I'm not coming back yet. At least not regularly. Maybe I'll write on and off, but that's about it. My mind's not into it anymore. I find more pleasure playing Mafiawars on FB :-)

Maybe I should find myself another muse.

Until then, see ya... or not!