Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Toad

What would you do if your co-worker is a toad who has no regards to rules and regulations and who thinks so highly of herself and who struts around the office everyday acting like a celebrity?

We bitch. That’s all we can do. Most of the time, these people don’t normally do anything bad towards you, well, not directly anyway. They just annoy the crap out of you. That’s all. And that’s why we hate them.

Alright, I hear ya. ‘Hate’ is such a strong word. I take it back. Let me rephrase the last sentence -- And that’s why we dislike them, in a, loathe-their-shadow, repulsed-by-their-smell, detest-their-smirks, disgusted-by-the-way-they-eat, abhor-their-speeches, resent-their-very-presence, disapprove-of-their-works, nauseated-by-their-voice, irritated-by-their-tardiness, abominate-their-arrogance and despise-their-existence kind of way.

I so wish I can just leave her alone in her own little bubble-gum world thinking that everybody likes her when they don’t. But I can’t because I am so freakin' annoyed that she skipped work for an entire week without a good reason and without the bosses' permission and got away with it unscathed! Not even a scratch! The bosses were bitching about it when she was away, and because of that I waited with bated breath for the showdown when she came back, thinking this must be it, that woman is history. But hell! What happened when she did come back the next week? Nothing. N-O-T-H-I-N-G!

The bosses' balls shrunk into their asses izzit? Stupid dum-dum.

And this woman has been strutting around the office ever since acting like she’s untouchable. Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap of the highest degree. Sheep crap. Toad crap. Baboon crap. Every one of them crapping like they have never crapped before.

Too bad I'm powerless here. Otherwise I’ll kick this woman's ass all the way to Timbuktu.

I so don’t like The Toad.


32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Sue,
This sort of character are quite smart...they hold on to the bosses' balls and took the Boss chair without any protest.
The Boss just went numbskull.

Most man when it got squeezzed ,the only thing that come out is ...uuurrggh (of pain) and nodding their head in agreement with Miss Toad.
Go Figure

TEERA

pugly said...

I totally know how you must be feeling. Been there.

Bosses tu semua dah kena mandrem la tu. Semua dah kena penangan nasi kangkang.

Manal said...

Is she aomewhat sexy?

dah abis benchi/meluat la nih? tahap dewa punya tak soka la?

Any stratagem to piss her off and make the bosses see it? She obviously must have a certain big weakness and maybe u people can capitalise on that? cheh, cakap macam senang jer. She made me think of numerous drama melayu with mouthy bitch in it.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

i want to cry. i really do. i really really do.

feck, i should just resign by the end of this year even without securing another job yet.

anyway, that's a picture of a nice pretty looking toad. very colourful. like my shirt today.

Typhoon Sue said...

ANON/TEERA:
they went numbskull ke syiok?
:)

PUGS:
nasi kangkang spesel punya tuh. that's why everybody macam lembu aje. belakang dia cakap berdegang-degang. depan dia menikus semua. stupid dum-dum.

MANAL:
memang dah meluat tahap dewa. I don't communicate with her that much anymore so there's rarely an opportunity to snap at her like I used to. I called her stupid to her face once and she stopped talking to me after that. hehehe. never even apologised, dun want to.

BABE:
why baby why?

If u're that unhappy, just go look for another job right this very minute wokay?

namy said...

Sue,

Had the TOAD at the workplace as well. Finally she resigned. YEAH!!! I am, in particular so happy! Don't know what she had with our boss, as she talked in Doreamon voice whenever she had any conversations with men.

Good bye & good riddance to her!!!

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phantom said...

Never met a female toad before.But a female friend of mine kissed a few male ones.
She's in Gleneagle for penyakit kuku dan mulut.

J.T. said...

Hi Sue

I noticed those are the same names that tarnished my blog earlier this year with their political grievances. There were: Kok, Vesewe, Yuking, San, Miya, Reek, Fargowin, Ruyom, Aston, Tim and Romsam. They seem to move around together hoping to create disunity.
Cowards!

J.T. said...

Anyway...

Back to your entry. There will always somehow be someone in any company that gets away with stuff. These sort of people have a magical hold over the boss and when they keep getting away with it, they take another inch further.

I can imagine how you feel. Crap! definitely.

Typhoon Sue said...

NAMY:
i wish The Toad at my office would resign too. I so don't like her.

JT:
yes, 'they' is actually just one person. The IP address is in Johor Bahru. And this is not the 1st time 'they' have been here. Hence my uncontrollable anger.

Did I over-react? Maybe. Maybe not. I spotted 'them' after 'they' have posted about 4 of the comments. 'Their' MO have always been to post around 10 comments. So, I wanted to get the msg across whilst 'they' were still here. Hope 'they' got it.

Yeah, I feel like I've been crapped on time and time again.

Typhoon Sue said...

PHANTOM:
*almost missed your comment*

that's what u get for kissing a toad. :)

Hjh Esah Jolie said...

Saya tak bersalah Cik....

NJ said...

Ehem... I was contemplating to leave comments since you sounded so mad..hehe

Anyway, there will always be this type of untouchable toad anywhere. If we can, just ignore and dont deal with the toad, will save us the headache. But, it is easier said than done sometimes...

On your 'ghost visitor' I think the message is very very loud and clear. Bravo!!!

tony -stand-up philosopher said...

Hi Sue,
I'm trying to be philosophical here....Ever heard about 'you have to kiss a lot of toads/frogs before you find your prince'. Maybe if you treat this toad 'kindly' she may turn out to be your friend and benefactor. But I guess you know her better. And about this jerk trying to rape our blogs, my suggestion is not to even entertain the moron. Have a nice weekend.

Typhoon Sue said...

MAKJI:
*LOL*

NJ:
well, I am ignoring the Toad and avoid dealing with her. But we are co-workers so I can't totally avoid seeing her and hearing about her altogether. So that sucks.

TONY:
actually, i was friends with her for a while in the beginning. That is, before she showed her true colours. She's not my friend anymore now, just a thorn in my backside.

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Typhoon Sue said...

GET OUT OF HERE YOU BABI!!!!

Typhoon Sue said...

okay, so that didn't work.
*sigh*
at least I've managed to curse at this dumbass right at his face.
i have no choice now but to moderate my comment box, lest this bastard come-a-knocking again.

bastard.