Donna : Hey Fred, how can you tell when someone is gay, I mean, by their earrings?
Fred : What?
Donna : You know, if you wear your earring on the left or right ear, it means you are gay, and if you wear it on the other, you're just fashionable? Which is which?
Fred : Where did you hear that from?
Donna : I read somewhere that you can tell if they're gay from which ear they wear the earrings.
Fred : It doesn't work that way.
Donna : Yes, it does. I read about it.
Fred : No, no. it doesn't work that way. What if they wear it on both ears? Some men do that.
Donna : But everybody say you can tell....
Fred : I dunno then. If it's so, it must be the **right ear,............... coz I wear mine on the left (points to earring)
*Names and places (ok, no places, just names) have been changed to protect the identities of the parties involved.
** Oh dear, I messed up again. Fred said the right ear, coz he's wearing his on the left. I guess that's why nobody got the joke... :-( Edited on 13/7/09