Comments on Tattlerama: Of Ghosts and Ghouls

hahahahaha those story about japanese ghost almost...

2008-07-25T18:55:00.000+08:00

hahahahaha those story about japanese ghost almost the same with my old school at ganu, somemore the aspura (asrama putera) close to the beach, so that beach was used by japanese to landed......hahahahaha lawak jugak kan, anyway aspura tuh mmg scary pun coz lots of boys die due to swim in our strong current beach...my friend dead body was kept there while waiting for ambulance:(

al-fatihah to both of cute boys

MR KALAHARI:are u trying to scare me out of my wit...

2008-07-18T13:23:00.000+08:00

MR KALAHARI:
are u trying to scare me out of my wits? :-)

I also know a Jinn by the way, Jins Shamsuddin. :-)

if u or anyone is looking for a bomoh, there's one in Taman Melawati whom i heard is quite good. Not black magic stuff as far as i've heard, just Quran and sunnah. Her clientele include some high-ranking govt official and top-notch litigation lawyers.

FGM:
in your condition, yes, you shouldn't be saying anything....
:-)

yup, the neighbour is chinese and a devout buddhist.

hmmm...scarrryyyy!babe, well, wont want to say any...

2008-07-18T12:44:00.000+08:00

hmmm...

scarrryyyy!

babe, well, wont want to say anything that might get me in trouble...

but the lady who saw it was a chinese?

Dear Sue,Most diseases were caused by hantus,polon...

2008-07-15T19:23:00.000+08:00

Dear Sue,
Most diseases were caused by hantus,polongs, jinns and hantu hantu yg sebaris dengan nye.Its so bloody obvious!!

I wonder why people bother to go to hospital when the problem/disease is easily diagnosed and cured by Malaysian Bomoh.

I seek treatment fr a bomoh @ Ustaz. His L shape bungalow was in remote part of Gombak. I was brought to see him for abnormal behaviour that I did as percieved by someone close to me.

Considering that he is a professional Ustaz @Bomoh, I believe the 'bomohing' must be quite financially rewarding. Encourage your kids and kins to enroll themselves for the course.Some conducted in English too!

The Treatment.
Without asking me or person accompanying me regarding my symptoms,he seem to know my problem just by looking at me.
With my long hairs ,red eyes ,rough voice and swollen hand ,I must have look pretty obvious to him
He recite a few ayats (mumbling more like it) and 'scan' the 'sufferers' body and diagnosed that I was infliated by Jinns.In small state of trance he dropped his finger on an open indexed Quraan and the sufferrer was suppose to recite the chosen passage on Quraan as pointed by his divinely directed finger.

The sufferer was given no choice, to say that you are not cured is to assume that you dont believe in Quraan thus your iman is in question.To say that you are cured ( rather than to continue the treatment without any tangible or quantifiable difference as to prebomoh state)is prove enough of that the Jinns have been evicted.

I acted impartial initially,thus was diagnosed as infliated by a Raja Jinn ,needing continuous treatment that lasted for one month.

The followups were done for a few months

Finally the Tok Bomoh @ Ustaz gave up on me but not the Jinns.

So here I am same like the day before i seek treatment with all the Jinns in full attendance.

They attack my joints (Jinns like joints so I was told) it make me scream from time to time for no apparent reason and gave you chills on the hottest nights like tonight.My eyes were turning red and and i rather stay in darken room all alone with this computer.

My fingers sometimes typing incoherent words that make me sound odd even to my ear..the sort of croaking voice that make my nosy neighbour complain.

If by any chance Sue,you still reading this , then you may have got it too through me.With modern internet asses the tuju2 goes by streamyx ,compliment of TMNet.

If you see this screen flickering or this room light become dimmer on its own or the cpu in front of you suddenly start to buzzzz ,dont panic,the downloading of Jinns is almost complete.....but,a warning, whatever you do

JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG !!!!!

its not a pretty sight to see them hanging there sticking on the wall with white bedspread and all .Their red eyes and tongue can be quite enchanting but ignore them.Just pretend you dont see them and never answer their greeting ,strike conversation with them or join their laughter no matter how funny..then you'll be ok.
Dont say I didnt warn you

Good Night Sue
Kalahari

MANAL:I'm not insinuating anything. A vegetarian b...

2008-07-15T18:41:00.000+08:00

MANAL:
I'm not insinuating anything. A vegetarian buddhist told me that because she is vegetarian, her body is purified and therefore she can see these things. (Read the description for Org Halus again)

Cats, like dogs, and babies, can see things adult humans can't. haven't u ever see babies smiling and laughing at the ceiling as if someone is teasing them? According to old folks, it's malaikat teasing them. And dogs howling at night- it's because they can see the devils. Wallahualam.

Are u insinuating that a vegan/vegetarian may get ...

2008-07-15T13:58:00.000+08:00

Are u insinuating that a vegan/vegetarian may get to see those paranormal beings?

Kesian depa....And the same goes to your kitties after they stuffed themselves with grass?

But if they are on hash, ganja and all sort of plant based (organic kaedahnya) drugs, would they fall under vegetarian group too?

BLUEBERRY:i guess, the same reason why semua sekol...

2008-07-15T08:59:00.000+08:00

BLUEBERRY:
i guess, the same reason why semua sekolah sekarang ni jadi tempat pembuangan undi masa pilihanraya.

banyak rooms and corridors, maybe that's why.

PI BANI:
kalau dia pakai minyak sawit?

PUGLY:
*LOL* That'd be a sight wdn't it?

Yea, i thought abt that too. Which would explain why sometimes my cats seem to chase thin air- Must be those invisible Kens taunting them. Gosh! I gotta stop eating cows if I want to see them!
*LOL*

Somehow the image of a few Kens & Barbies flying a...

2008-07-14T22:37:00.000+08:00

Somehow the image of a few Kens & Barbies flying around in your neighbourhood just cracks me up! *LOL!*

You know what? Entah2 all these Ken & Barbie clones are also responsible for your cats' illnesses! *GASP!*

I think orang minyak sekarang dah susah cari makan...

2008-07-14T20:21:00.000+08:00

I think orang minyak sekarang dah susah cari makan lah, harga minyak dah naik beb...

Heheheeee leap over tall buildings in a single bou...

2008-07-14T18:28:00.000+08:00

Heheheeee leap over tall buildings in a single bound heheheheheeee... What an apt description heheheheee...

Eh kenapa semua sekolah used to be Japanese military HQ aa? Kalau tak Japanese, English. Teruk betul. My sekolah menengah used to be English AND Japanese military HQ. Cerita dot dot pun banyaklah, maklumle, banyak "spesis".